01. 11th and Arch
02. Words to K
03. Life and Death
04. Blue Skies
05. Walking Wounded
06. Manic
07. Medicate
08. Under My Own Breath
09. The Available World
10. Conscript
11. Afterthought
BRIEF REVIEW:
HEY YOU YOUNG AND JUVENILE DELINQUENT BRATS, ARE YOU ALL LISTENING? SIT DOWN FOR A MOMENT AND GRANDPA WEBMASTER WOULD LOVE TO SPEAK TO YOU... ABOUT MUSIC. ABOUT HOW SHIT USED TO BE. ABOUT BANDS AND RELEASES PRIOR TO 2006 WHICH IS FUCKING AMAZING COMPARED TO THIS SHIT-STAIN OF A SCENE WHICH YOU'RE ALL SWALLOWED INTO TODAY.
ARE YOU AWARE OF THE FACT THAT EVERYTHING ON YOUR FUCKING PLAYLIST SUCKS MORE THAN YOUR MOTHER DOES WHEN YOUR FATHER TAKES YOU OUT FOR MOVIE NIGHTS NOWADAYS? NO? WELL HERE'S A SMACK TO YOUR PREPUBESCENT FACES WITH MY HUMONGOUS WEBMASTER DICK, YOU STUPID FOOLISH NEANDERTHALS. DID YOUR MOMMY BUY YOUR WARPED TOUR TICKETS THIS YEAR? NO DOUBT YOU FUCKING SKANKS. HAVE FUN BEING FORNICATED UP THE ASSHOLE BY SOME OLD SCREAMO BAND MEMBER WITH TATTOOS IN A PUBLIC TOILET ISLE. I HEARD ASKING ALEXANDRIA HAS A KNACK FOR THAT SORT OF SHIT. GET IT? HAHA I JUST SAID SHIT. POOP COMING OUT OF YOUR ANUS WHILE THE SMALL PENIS JACKHAMMERS INTO YOUR RECTAL OPENING. BUT THAT'S NOT THE POINT, REALLY.
THE POINT IS ALL YOUR FUCKING CRAP SUCKS NOWADAYS AND I DON'T KNOW WHEN A BAND LIKE THIS WILL EVER COME BACK. YOU SHOULD GET OUT OF THE CONFINEMENT IN YOUR STUPID GATED SUBURBS, YOU PRIVILEGED SCENE KIDS, AND STEP FOOT INTO NEW JERSEY AND CHECK OUT "THIS IS HARDCORE" COMING THIS YEAR. IT'S WHAT JOE HARDCORE WASTES HIS TIME PROMOTING WHEN HE'S NOT TOO BUSY BEING LOCKED IN AND IN JAIL. IT KINDA GIVES ME AN IMPRESSION THAT REAL HARDCORE KIDS ARE ACTUALLY CONVICTS WHO WOULD BOX YOUR BOYFRIENDS OUT AND RAPE YOU IN A SECOND. BUT THEN AGAIN YOU WOULD ENJOY IT SO MUCH BEFORE REALIZING YOU'D BE BETTER OFF CALLING THE COPS. THEN THE PENIS GETS STUCK IN YOUR HAIRLESS VAGINA AND YOU WOULD HAVE TO CALL THE FIRE DEPARTMENT TO USE THEIR JAW-OF-LIFE TO GET IT OUT BECAUSE YOU'RE ALL A BUNCH OF PRE-DEVELOPED TIGHT ASS PUSSIES. SUBSEQUENT CRIMINAL DISCIPLINE AND LAWSUITS ENSUED.
I'VE BEEN LISTENING TO THIS HORRIBLE MUSIC SINCE I WAS THIRTEEN YEARS OLD AND BACK THEN, THERE WEREN'T EVEN TYPEWRITERS. NO COMPUTERS, NO INTERNET, NO FILESHARING, NO YOUTUBING, NONE OF THIS STUPID ASS FIRST WORLD SHIT. BEST OF ALL THERE WAS NO SUICIDE SILENCE AND THE ONLY WHITECHAPEL WE REALLY HAD WAS JUST WEIRD-ASS LOOKING ORTHODOX CHURCHES. ALL THAT REALLY WERE AVAILABLE, WAS JUST ME FANTASIZING ABOUT HAVING SEX WITH A REAL WOMAN AS MY PENIS IS PLUGGED INTO A TELEVISION TUBE WHEN THE SEXY NEWSCAST COMES ON CHANNEL THREE EVERYDAY AT SIX PM. THEN I CUM ALL OVER THE TELEVISION SCREEN AS MY SEMEN DRIPS OVER HER FACE WHICH I PROCEED TO THEN LICK IT OFF IN AN ACT OF ABSOLUTE DESPERATION.
WHEN NOT ONLY WE PUSH MOSHED NAKED TO THE BEATLES IN THE SIXTIES WOODSTOCK HIPPIE COMMUNES, WE ALSO DEFORESTED EVERYTHING AROUND US AND SET THE STAGE ON FIRE. I CAN'T HELP BUT TO RECOLLECT THE 10,000 GIRLS THAT WERE RAPED THAT YEAR ... BY MYSELF, OF COURSE. IT WAS THE ONLY DAY OF THE YEAR THAT COUNTLESS FAT MALE VIRGINS LIKE MYSELF GOT AWAY WITH DOING THE SHIT WE'VE ALWAYS WANTED TO PSYCHOPATHICALLY DO ON A DAILY BASIS. BUT THEN IT ALL ENDED. YEP... AND HOW IT ENDED ... I DO NOT KNOW.
FUCK YOU ASSHOLES. LISTEN TO THIS BAND. LONG LIVE FSU BEFORE THEY KILL YOU.
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