DEAD ON THE DANCE FLOOR: RED ROSES FOR A BLUE LADY

1. I Fall 1:23
2. It Doesn't Make Me Ten Again 3:58
3. She Doesn't Like Rock n Roll 4:52
4. Unseen or Unscene 6:47
5. Pretty Birds Get Caught By Cats Too 3:35
6. S.R. 241 4:17
7. A Girl Named 5:38
8. Musical Chairs 3:05

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SOMETIMES I CONSTIPATE SO HARD IN THE TOILET I SIMPLY CANNOT TAKE THE PAIN ANYMORE. SO I REACH MY HAND DEEP INSIDE MY ANUS TUBE AND MANUALLY PULL THE DOO-DOO OUT MYSELF. MY HANDS SMELL LIKE SHIT AFTERWARDS OBVIOUSLY. OBVIOUSLY BIG MEN HAVE BIG POOPS. IN FACT, MY SHITS ARE SO FUCKING VILE FROM YEARS AFTER YEARS OF EATING FAT-ASS FAST FOOD THAT MY HOME INSURANCE COMPANY DROPPED ME OFF THEIR POLICIES SO THEY NO LONGER HAVE TO COVER THE PLUMBING DAMAGES. I EXCRETE ACIDIC SHIT THAT CORROSIVELY PENETRATES EVEN THROUGH THE HARSHEST TITANIUM. I LIKE TO WALK INTO A JEWELRY STORE EVERY DAY AND THREATEN TO MELT THEIR DIAMONDS BY TAKING RANDOM DUMPS EVERYWHERE UNLESS THEY GIMME ALL THEIR MONEY. THIS ROBBERY TECHNIQUE WORKS BECAUSE WHAT THE FUCK ARE THE DETECTIVES AFTER ME FOR? IT'S NOT LIKE THEY CAN CLASSIFY IT AS ARMED ROBBERY... BUT LITTLE DO THEY KNOW, MY ANAL SECRETIONS ARE THE HEAVY WEAPONS OF BIOHAZARDOUS DESTRUCTION!

MY NUTSACK IS REALLY SOGGY THIS MORNING SO I LEFT IT HANGING OUTSIDE AS I WAS WALKING MY FAGGOT DOG. IT'S PITIFUL THAT MY MINUSCULE LITTLE CHEWAWA IS EVEN BIGGER THAN MY SEMI-FROZEN PENIS. CONCERNED MOTHERS WALKING THEIR BASTARD CHILDREN TO SCHOOL POINTS AT MY CROTCH REGION AND TELL THEIR SONS AND DAUGHTERS TO "THANK GOD MY VAGINA DOESN'T LOOK LIKE THAT". MY SHRINKING PENIS LOOKS LIKE IT'S A CAVED IN CANYON SO MUCH THAT SUSTAINABLE ENERGY COMPANIES WERE PLANNING ON BUILDING A HYDRO-ELECTRIC DAM RIGHT BELOW WHERE I PISS IN THE HOPES OF GENERATING CLEAN ELECTRICITY FOR THE WHOLE CITY. IT LOOKS LIKE THE LOOSEST VAGINA ON EARTH AND ONCE WALKING HOME NAKED WHILE WANKING OFF IN AN ALLEYWAY, I GOT RAPED BY A OBESE MALE NIGGER NAMED LIL' FAT. PRIOR TO LEAVING ME DEAD IN A DITCH HE SLIT MY FAGGOT THROAT WITH HIS NEW UPCOMING DEBUT ALBUM AND LEFT IT THERE WITH ME IN A POOL OF BLOOD. I GUESS THAT'S HOW ALL RAPPERS WORK THESE DAYS ISN'T IT? YOU DON'T EVER GET SIGNED UNLESS YOU MURDER SOMEBODY FOR PUBLICITY AND GO ON DEATH ROW. EVERY RAPPER SHOULD PRACTICE THIS AND KILL ONE OF THEIR OWN KIND IN ORDER TO CLEAN OUT THEIR VILE GENE POOL. EXCEPT THE ONLY ISSUE IS FOR EVERY PERSON SHOT THERE'S SEVEN MORE BORN. FUCKING HELL, THEY'RE WORSE THAN PARASITES GODDAMNIT AND AMERICA IS COMING TO AN INEVITABLE DOOM.

THAT'S WHAT YOU FAGGOT LIBERAL BLEEDING HEARTS GET FOR TRYING TO ACCOMMODATE THE FAILED EXPERIMENT WE ALL CALL MULTICULTURALISM YOU FUCKING BIG-HEART BRAIN-DEAD COCK-MONGERS. HAPPY NEW YEARS YOU FAGGOT FUCKS, AND WELCOME TO THE DOWNFALL OF THE WHITE RACE.

I'M GOING TO GO HOME TONIGHT AND MOLD MY SHIT FROM THE TOILET BOWL INTO THE SHAPE OF TROPHIES JUST SO YEARS DOWN THE ROAD I CAN LOOK AT MY PAST AND CONVINCE MYSELF WHAT AN WELL ACCOMPLISHED HIGH-ACHIEVER I WAS BACK IN MY DAYS OF BEING A WORTHLESS FAGGOT.