1. The Red, White and Blues
2. The Bite and Sting
3. A Wound and Scar
4. Home Ain’t Never Home
5. Singin’ New York Town
6. Beggin’ in the Slums
BRIEF REVIEW:
WHAT A STUPID CONCEPT ALBUM ABOUT A WAR VETERAN. I'VE NEVER CRIED SO HARD BECAUSE IT IS SUCH A DEJA VU EVEN THIRTY YEARS AFTER I'VE BEING DRAFTED TO THE COLD WAR, WHERE A BULLET CAME RIGHT INTO MY ANUS AND OUT FROM MY DICK. SO FOR DECADES NOW I'VE BEEN AMPUTATED WITHOUT ANY LEGS AND ARMS LIKE AN FUCKING OBLONG, AND IF THAT ISN'T BAD ENOUGH, I HAVE TO PISS AND SHIT THROUGH A FUCKING STRAW RIGHT INTO A BUCKET. WHO WANTS TO EAT WEBMASTER'S LIQUIDY SHIT? ANY TAKERS?
BACK IN MY POLITICAL DAYS, I'VE BEEN DRAFTED TO VIETNAM A FEW TIMES JUST TO SHOOT SOME GOOKS FOR THE HELL OF IT. BUT INSTEAD OF FOLLOWING THE STATE'S AGENDA AND DOING WHAT I WAS TRAINED FOR, I WAS JUST SIMPLY SHOOTING MIDGET LITTLE GOOKS FROM ALL SIDES FOR FUN. ALLIES? ENEMIES? DIDN'T EXIST IN MY GOOK BOOK WHEN THEY ALL LOOK THE SAME, THOSE FUCKING DISEASED ORANGUTANS. WHAT ARE YOU GUYS GOING TO DO? SNEEZE INTO MY ALL-AMERICAN HAMBURGER AND GIVE ME AN INTENSE RUSH OF SARS YOU FUCKING MONKEY CHASING ZOO ANIMALS?!
I LOVE WATCHING YOUTUBE VIDEOS OF HOW TRAFFIC FLOWS IN CHINESE COUNTRIES. IT'S LIKE EVEN WE HAVE MORE CIVILITY AND REGULATION IN A FUCKING RIOT THAN THEY DO ON THE ROAD. WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH THESE HORRENDOUS FREAKY-ASS SLANT-EYED MUTANTS ... DO YOUR FUCKING SLOPEY EYES HAVE NO PERIPHERAL VISION? WATCH OUT FOR THAT GODDAMN KID!! OHHH... SHIT, TOO LATE. OH WELL, LOOK ON THE BRIGHT SIDE, ONE LESS CHINK TO DRIVE AND USE HER VEHICLE TO MASSACRE EVEN MORE PEOPLE. SOMETIMES I WORRY THAT EVEN THE DEAD MAY BE BETTER DRIVERS AND HAVE LESS CHANCE OF ACCIDENTS THAN THOSE HANDICAPPED ORIENTALS. GOD PLEASE HELP THAT RACE HOLY FUCK.
I DON'T UNDERSTAND WHY THOSE VIETNAMESE SOLDIERS FOUGHT THE WAY THEY DO. I UNDERSTAND IT'S LIKE THEIR CULTURE TO DO SOME WEIRD ASS TAE-KWON-DOE AKIDO BULLSHIT WHY THEY THINK SPINKICKS AND WEIRD FUCKING CIRCULAR HAND MOTIONS ON NO-MAN'S-LAND CAN CAUSE ANY DAMAGE TO THEIR OPPOSITIONS WHATSOEVER? WHILE WE WERE EQUIPPED WITH AUTOMATICS AND SNIPERS AND HELICOPTERS, THEY SENT SOME KUNG FU LOOKING KAMIKAZEE TO FLY INTO US WITH THEIR TWO INCH DICKS. SO ALL THEIR PAWNS ON THE BATTLE FIELD WERE DOING SOME KARATE SHIT THAT WOULD ONLY BE ACCEPTABLE THIS DAY AT A HARDCORE SHOW. I MEAN WHAT SORT OF GAY SHIT WERE THEY TRYING TO PULL? NEEDLESS TO SAY WE SHOT THEM ALL IN THEIR GOOKY EYES AND EASILY WON THE COLD WAR. I THINK THE MOST CASUALTIES WE'VE EVER SUSTAINED WAS FROM OUR OWN DOMESTIC PROTESTS INTERNALLY WITHIN THE NATION WHERE ANGRY TESTOSTERONE-FILLED COLLEGE BRATS WERE CREATING HOME-MADE BOMBS AND CHUCKING IT AT OUR OWN ESTABLISHMENTS. WAY TO FRIENDLY-FIRE, YOU FUCKING COCK-SUCKING FAGGOTS.
BUT STILL, THE BEST PART OF MY TOUR WAS DEFINITELY BEING SHOT IN THE ANUS EIGHTEEN TIMES BY FRIENDLY FIRE FROM A "HMONG" SOLDIER WHO WAS SUPPOSEDLY TRAINED BY THE CIA TO FIGHT ON OUR SIDE. IT WAS THE MOST PLEASURABLE STIMULATION AT THE TIME BEING, BUT IN RETROSPECT, WHAT WASTE OF FUCKING RESOURCES AND MY BODY PARTS. AND NOW WE'RE ALLOWING THESE YELLOW LOOKING SAVAGES TO COME INTO OUR GREAT GREAT NATION WHICH MANY LOST THEIR LIVES FOR AND START THEIR OWN GANGS IN SAN FRANCISCO AND MINNEAPOLIS TO THREATEN OUR PEACE. OH WELL, LET'S HOPE THEY ERADICATE THE LATINO RACE WITH THEIR BAD DRIVING, COMPUTER HACKING, FORMULA-MAKING, QUANTUM-PHYSICS ATOM SPLITTING, TINY PENIS FLAMETHROWER MAKING OR WHATEVER THE FUCK THESE ASSHATS ARE SUPPOSEDLY GOOD AT.
BACK IN MY POLITICAL DAYS, I'VE BEEN DRAFTED TO VIETNAM A FEW TIMES JUST TO SHOOT SOME GOOKS FOR THE HELL OF IT. BUT INSTEAD OF FOLLOWING THE STATE'S AGENDA AND DOING WHAT I WAS TRAINED FOR, I WAS JUST SIMPLY SHOOTING MIDGET LITTLE GOOKS FROM ALL SIDES FOR FUN. ALLIES? ENEMIES? DIDN'T EXIST IN MY GOOK BOOK WHEN THEY ALL LOOK THE SAME, THOSE FUCKING DISEASED ORANGUTANS. WHAT ARE YOU GUYS GOING TO DO? SNEEZE INTO MY ALL-AMERICAN HAMBURGER AND GIVE ME AN INTENSE RUSH OF SARS YOU FUCKING MONKEY CHASING ZOO ANIMALS?!
I LOVE WATCHING YOUTUBE VIDEOS OF HOW TRAFFIC FLOWS IN CHINESE COUNTRIES. IT'S LIKE EVEN WE HAVE MORE CIVILITY AND REGULATION IN A FUCKING RIOT THAN THEY DO ON THE ROAD. WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH THESE HORRENDOUS FREAKY-ASS SLANT-EYED MUTANTS ... DO YOUR FUCKING SLOPEY EYES HAVE NO PERIPHERAL VISION? WATCH OUT FOR THAT GODDAMN KID!! OHHH... SHIT, TOO LATE. OH WELL, LOOK ON THE BRIGHT SIDE, ONE LESS CHINK TO DRIVE AND USE HER VEHICLE TO MASSACRE EVEN MORE PEOPLE. SOMETIMES I WORRY THAT EVEN THE DEAD MAY BE BETTER DRIVERS AND HAVE LESS CHANCE OF ACCIDENTS THAN THOSE HANDICAPPED ORIENTALS. GOD PLEASE HELP THAT RACE HOLY FUCK.
I DON'T UNDERSTAND WHY THOSE VIETNAMESE SOLDIERS FOUGHT THE WAY THEY DO. I UNDERSTAND IT'S LIKE THEIR CULTURE TO DO SOME WEIRD ASS TAE-KWON-DOE AKIDO BULLSHIT WHY THEY THINK SPINKICKS AND WEIRD FUCKING CIRCULAR HAND MOTIONS ON NO-MAN'S-LAND CAN CAUSE ANY DAMAGE TO THEIR OPPOSITIONS WHATSOEVER? WHILE WE WERE EQUIPPED WITH AUTOMATICS AND SNIPERS AND HELICOPTERS, THEY SENT SOME KUNG FU LOOKING KAMIKAZEE TO FLY INTO US WITH THEIR TWO INCH DICKS. SO ALL THEIR PAWNS ON THE BATTLE FIELD WERE DOING SOME KARATE SHIT THAT WOULD ONLY BE ACCEPTABLE THIS DAY AT A HARDCORE SHOW. I MEAN WHAT SORT OF GAY SHIT WERE THEY TRYING TO PULL? NEEDLESS TO SAY WE SHOT THEM ALL IN THEIR GOOKY EYES AND EASILY WON THE COLD WAR. I THINK THE MOST CASUALTIES WE'VE EVER SUSTAINED WAS FROM OUR OWN DOMESTIC PROTESTS INTERNALLY WITHIN THE NATION WHERE ANGRY TESTOSTERONE-FILLED COLLEGE BRATS WERE CREATING HOME-MADE BOMBS AND CHUCKING IT AT OUR OWN ESTABLISHMENTS. WAY TO FRIENDLY-FIRE, YOU FUCKING COCK-SUCKING FAGGOTS.
BUT STILL, THE BEST PART OF MY TOUR WAS DEFINITELY BEING SHOT IN THE ANUS EIGHTEEN TIMES BY FRIENDLY FIRE FROM A "HMONG" SOLDIER WHO WAS SUPPOSEDLY TRAINED BY THE CIA TO FIGHT ON OUR SIDE. IT WAS THE MOST PLEASURABLE STIMULATION AT THE TIME BEING, BUT IN RETROSPECT, WHAT WASTE OF FUCKING RESOURCES AND MY BODY PARTS. AND NOW WE'RE ALLOWING THESE YELLOW LOOKING SAVAGES TO COME INTO OUR GREAT GREAT NATION WHICH MANY LOST THEIR LIVES FOR AND START THEIR OWN GANGS IN SAN FRANCISCO AND MINNEAPOLIS TO THREATEN OUR PEACE. OH WELL, LET'S HOPE THEY ERADICATE THE LATINO RACE WITH THEIR BAD DRIVING, COMPUTER HACKING, FORMULA-MAKING, QUANTUM-PHYSICS ATOM SPLITTING, TINY PENIS FLAMETHROWER MAKING OR WHATEVER THE FUCK THESE ASSHATS ARE SUPPOSEDLY GOOD AT.
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