1. Martyr
2. The Undertaker
3. Ritual of Decay
4. Trial for a Wasted Life
5. A Portrayal of Violence
BRIEF REVIEW:
THIS ALBUM'S ALMOST AS ANCIENT AS MY SAGGY LEFT TIT THAT'S ABOUT TO CRUMBLE OFF MY ROTTEN DUSTY CHEST. IT'S SO FUCKING OLD WHEN JESUS WAS FIRST BORN BY THAT FILTHY VIRGIN MARY THE WHORE, THEY REJOICED AND ALONG TO THIS ARTIFACT WHILE JEHOVAH THE FAGGOT MOLESTED THE NEWBORN INFANT BY TWEEZERING HIS MINUSCULE DICK. SUCH HOLY CHURCH-LIKE ACTIVITIES FOR FUCKING FAGGOTS PRACTICING CHRISTIANITY, JUST ASK UNDEROATH THOSE GODLY PRIEST WORSHIPPING FAGGOTS. WHEN THEY'RE NOT TOO BUSY BAPTIZING EACH OTHER'S DICK WITH THEIR OWN HOLY CUM-WATER IN A PRAYER ROOMBACK OF THEIR CHRISTIAN TOURING BUS, THAT IS.
I LOVE WHEN ALL THE HARDCORE BANDS FIRST SURFACE AS HARDCORE BANDS, LIFE AND SEX DEPRIVED METAL CRITICS LOVE TO RAVE AND PRAISE ALL OVER THEM. THAT IS UNTIL THEY GOTO A SHOW AND SEE A BUNCH OF HARDCORE KIDS WHO ARE OBVIOUSLY MORE ATTRACTIVE AND SOCIALLY-ACCEPTED THAN MOST (IF NOT ALL) THEIR SORRY SOCIALLY REJECTED ASSES, THEN THAT'S WHEN THEY START VENTING ONLINE ABOUT HOW THE HEAVY MUSIC SCENE IS GETTING "CORE'D OUT". HEY FAGGOT REJECTS, WAKE THE FUCK UP. NOBODY WANTS TO GO THROUGH LIFE WORSHIPPING A BUNCH OF OBSCURE CRUST-SLUDGE-STONER-DOOM BLACK METAL BANDS NO FEMALE WILL EVER CARE ABOUT. SO IF YOU WANT TO STAY KVLT AND TR00, YOU KEEP THAT CANDLE LIT IN YOUR MOTHER'S BASEMENT WHILE WORSHIPING TO THE GOAT HEADS YOU HUNTED IN THE MIDST OF NOWHERE IN MAINE. YOU FUCKING OVERWEIGHT SATANIC RETARDS ARE SO PATHETIC THAT IT WOULD TAKE A FORKLIFT TO SEVER YOUR FAT ASS FROM THE COMFORT OF YOUR MOTHER'S LEATHER COUCH WHERE YOU SIT AND GLUE YOURSELVES TO YOUR LOCAL CHAPTERS OF METAL FORUMS ALL DAY. IF IT WASN'T FOR THE INTERNET NOT EVEN THE GOVERNMENT IDENTITY BUREAUCRACY WILL KNOW OF YOUR SORRY INVISIBLE EXISTENCE. ALL YOU FUCKING RETARDS NEED TO INHALE SOME FRESH AIR, BREATHE IN SOME OXYGEN AND END YOUR MISERABLE BAT-LIKE LIVES YOU PITIFUL ASSWIPES. I CAN'T STAND YOU MOTHERFUCKING IDIOTS WHO REMINDS ME OF A MIRROR IMAGE OF MY PITIFUL SELF. ALL YOU PUSSY ASS SUBURBAN TEENAGE DEVIL WORSHIPING TARDS NEED TO BURN EACH OTHER UP IN YOUR OWN CREATIVE "INVERTED CROSSES" IN YOUR SUBURBAN FORESTS AND DISSECT YOUR OWN CHEST PENTAGRAM STYLE. AND STOP CRYING ABOUT HARDCORE JOCKS SACKING YOU AT SHOWS BECAUSE I DON'T EVER SEE A REASON WHY YOU NEED HEALTHY GONADS THIS LIFETIME. IF YOU LOVE THE CELTIC SCANDINAVIAN AND NORWEGIAN CULTURE SO MUCH THEN YOU ALL NEED TO FREEZE TO DEATH IN SIBERIA ALREADY YOU FUCKING DISGUSTINGLY VILE ANIMALS OF LIFE. YOU WANT ABSOLUTE EVIL AND ANARCHY LIKE YOUR MUSIC ENDORSES? GO LEGALLY CHANGE YOUR NAME TO "SATYRICON" AND HIJACK A COMMERCIAL AIRPLANE AND RUN IT RIGHT INTO YOUR LOCAL CHURCH IN THE NAME OF "MAYHEM" YOU FUCKING REPULSIVE, PUTRID SLOBS.
I LOVE WHEN ALL THE HARDCORE BANDS FIRST SURFACE AS HARDCORE BANDS, LIFE AND SEX DEPRIVED METAL CRITICS LOVE TO RAVE AND PRAISE ALL OVER THEM. THAT IS UNTIL THEY GOTO A SHOW AND SEE A BUNCH OF HARDCORE KIDS WHO ARE OBVIOUSLY MORE ATTRACTIVE AND SOCIALLY-ACCEPTED THAN MOST (IF NOT ALL) THEIR SORRY SOCIALLY REJECTED ASSES, THEN THAT'S WHEN THEY START VENTING ONLINE ABOUT HOW THE HEAVY MUSIC SCENE IS GETTING "CORE'D OUT". HEY FAGGOT REJECTS, WAKE THE FUCK UP. NOBODY WANTS TO GO THROUGH LIFE WORSHIPPING A BUNCH OF OBSCURE CRUST-SLUDGE-STONER-DOOM BLACK METAL BANDS NO FEMALE WILL EVER CARE ABOUT. SO IF YOU WANT TO STAY KVLT AND TR00, YOU KEEP THAT CANDLE LIT IN YOUR MOTHER'S BASEMENT WHILE WORSHIPING TO THE GOAT HEADS YOU HUNTED IN THE MIDST OF NOWHERE IN MAINE. YOU FUCKING OVERWEIGHT SATANIC RETARDS ARE SO PATHETIC THAT IT WOULD TAKE A FORKLIFT TO SEVER YOUR FAT ASS FROM THE COMFORT OF YOUR MOTHER'S LEATHER COUCH WHERE YOU SIT AND GLUE YOURSELVES TO YOUR LOCAL CHAPTERS OF METAL FORUMS ALL DAY. IF IT WASN'T FOR THE INTERNET NOT EVEN THE GOVERNMENT IDENTITY BUREAUCRACY WILL KNOW OF YOUR SORRY INVISIBLE EXISTENCE. ALL YOU FUCKING RETARDS NEED TO INHALE SOME FRESH AIR, BREATHE IN SOME OXYGEN AND END YOUR MISERABLE BAT-LIKE LIVES YOU PITIFUL ASSWIPES. I CAN'T STAND YOU MOTHERFUCKING IDIOTS WHO REMINDS ME OF A MIRROR IMAGE OF MY PITIFUL SELF. ALL YOU PUSSY ASS SUBURBAN TEENAGE DEVIL WORSHIPING TARDS NEED TO BURN EACH OTHER UP IN YOUR OWN CREATIVE "INVERTED CROSSES" IN YOUR SUBURBAN FORESTS AND DISSECT YOUR OWN CHEST PENTAGRAM STYLE. AND STOP CRYING ABOUT HARDCORE JOCKS SACKING YOU AT SHOWS BECAUSE I DON'T EVER SEE A REASON WHY YOU NEED HEALTHY GONADS THIS LIFETIME. IF YOU LOVE THE CELTIC SCANDINAVIAN AND NORWEGIAN CULTURE SO MUCH THEN YOU ALL NEED TO FREEZE TO DEATH IN SIBERIA ALREADY YOU FUCKING DISGUSTINGLY VILE ANIMALS OF LIFE. YOU WANT ABSOLUTE EVIL AND ANARCHY LIKE YOUR MUSIC ENDORSES? GO LEGALLY CHANGE YOUR NAME TO "SATYRICON" AND HIJACK A COMMERCIAL AIRPLANE AND RUN IT RIGHT INTO YOUR LOCAL CHURCH IN THE NAME OF "MAYHEM" YOU FUCKING REPULSIVE, PUTRID SLOBS.
GO COMMIT A SCHOOL SHOOTING MASSACRE AND BLAME IT ON THE DARK GROTESQUE CULTURE OF MARILYN MANSION AND THEN CRY ABOUT HOW YOU'RE ALL AGAINST MARILYN MANSION BECAUSE IT'S NOWHERE TO THE INTENSITY OF "DARK TRANQUILLITY" AND "MY DYING BRIDE" LOLOL UNHOLY FUCKING FAGGOTS
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