01 She Is Free At Last02 Question
03 Killing Ourselves
04 El Arte De Engendrar El Miedo
05 Entre Ruinas Gloriosas & Dispersas
06 Con Nuestra Sangre Te Envenenaras
07 This World (Run In Circles)
08 Desiertos De Amargura
09 Condenados
10 Modelos Para Matar
THE THING I LIKE ABOUT FOREIGN ASS FRENCH BANDS IS THE FACT THAT THEY ENTICE A HERD OF HOT FRENCH BITCHES THE SAME WAY I ALWAYS INEVITABLY ENTICE A FLOCK OF FLIES AROUND THE BOTTOM OF MY ASSHOLE. THIS IS FREQUENTLY THE CASE WHENEVER I TAKE A HUGE DUMP IN A PUBLIC WASHROOM, I ALWAYS BECOME FORCED TO RESORT TO WIPING MY FUCKING ASSHOLE WITH THEIR THIN SECOND-RATE TOILET PAPER. WHY DON'T YOU STUPID CORPORATE BUILDINGS INCREASE YOUR FUNDINGS FOR HYGENE PRODUCTS YOU FUCKING UNBELIEVABLY STINGY FUCKING JEWS?! DON'T MAKE ME PULL THE OVENS ON YOU FUCKING BIG-NOSED JEWISH CEO FAGGOTS!
THE NATURE OF THEIR STINGY WASHROOM SUPPLIES IS EXTREMELY INCONVENIENT FOR ME ESPECIALLY WITH MY CHRONIC DIARRHEA LAGGING BETWEEN MY RECTAL TUBE EVERY WAKING MOMENT OF THE DAY. WHEN MY LIQUID SHIT SOAKS RIGHT THROUGH THE ONE-LAYERED ROLL OF PAPER, I END UP WIPING MOST OF MY ANAL SECRETION WITH MY FILTHY HANDS. THEN I PROCEED TO SMEAR MY FECES-CONTAMINATED HAND ALL OVER MY FUCKING FACE, FINALLY RESEMBLING MY FAKE PASSPORT OF A BROWN TURDMONKEY NAMED MUHAMMED ISLAM THE IV WHOM I STOLE FROM ON THAT DELIGHTFUL DAY OF SEPTEMBER THE 11TH ON 2001, WHERE THE PLANE I BOOKED TOOK A NOSEDIVE INTO MY DESIRED DESTINATION... THE ONE TWENTY FIFTH FLOOR OF THE WORLD TRADE CENTER. THAT'S RIGHT BITCHES, I HAD TO GET TO WORK ON TIME! HOW ELSE DID YOU EXPECT ME TO TRANSPORT THERE?
WHY ORDER A CAB WHEN YOU CAN DIRECTLY BOOK A FLIGHT YOU STUPID USELESS UNEMPLOYED FREELOADERS?? WHY ELSE DO YOU THINK WE'RE CURRENTLY UNDERGOING THIS STUPID TAX-AND-SPEND RECESSION? LEARN HOW TO THINK YOU FOOLS!
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