FEAR BEFORE THE MARCH OF FLAME - ART DAMAGE

1: Hey Kid, I'm a computer, stop all the downloading
2: Should have stayed in the shallows
3: Consequences David You'll meet your fate in the Styx
4: Whiskey is alright in its place but its place is in hell
5: The story of the curious oysters
6: Absolutely fabulous and me
7: The long road to the middle
8: The state of Texas vs. Fear Before
9: Law of averages
10: A tyrant meets his maker
11: The God Awful Truth

BRIEF REVIEW:

EVERYONE BRACE YOURSELVES FOR ANOTHER RELEASE FROM FEAR BEFORE THE MARCH OF FLAMING HOMOS! NOW REFERRING TO TRACK ELEVEN, "THE GOD AWFUL TRUTH" ABOUT YOUR BAND IS THAT IT'S BLATANTLY FUCKING HORRENDOUS, AS I WILL HAVE TO REMIND YOU FOR THE SECOND TIME YOU FUCKING FAGGOTS. WHAT THE HELL'S WRONG WITH YOU? ONE ALBUM ISN'T ENOUGH THAT YOU FEEL THE NEED TO WASTE THE PUBLIC'S MONEY, ENERGY AND TIME FOR A SECOND ONE? WHAT ARE WE TO YOU, A CHARITY BASKET? GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY HOUSE YOU DICKWADS.

AND THE WORST OF ALL ABOUT THIS, IS THAT JUST AS YOU THOUGHT THIS RELEASE SUCKED... OH GOD, COVER YOUR EARS FOR THE THIRD ONE AFTER THIS VERY ALBUM! HOLY FUCKING GAY, WHEN THE FUCK DID THE RED HOT CHILLI PEPPERS DIE OF COCAINE OVERDOSE AND MADE THESE GUYS FEEL OBLIGATED TO REPLACE THEM? JESUS FUCKING SUCK.

I LOVE HOW CERTAIN GENRES OF "EXPERIMENTAL" HARDCORE/METALCORE BANDS ALWAYS SUDDENLY WAKE UP ON THE WRONG SIDE OF THE BED ONE DAY, AFTER PRODUCING TWO ALBUMS AFTER HITTING SOME SORT OF HEIGHTENED "MUSICAL EPIPHAMY", AND END UP COMPLETELY CHANGING THEIR GENRE AROUND AND DISAPPOINT (OR EVEN BETRAY) MOST OF THEIR DEDICATED FANS. THEIR JUSTIFICATION OF THIS IS THAT ALLEGEDLY, THEY'RE EXPERIMENTING WITH MUSICAL PROGRESSION AND THUS OVERTAKING NEW GENRES. NO YOU FUCKING DIPSHIT, YOU DIDN'T HIT ANY SORT OF "MUSICAL MATURITY" YOU FUCKING PRE-PUBSCENT FAGGOTS, YOU JUST KIND OF WOKE UP IN THE MIDDLE OF THE NIGHT ONE TIME AND REALIZED YOU SPENT YOUR WHOLE ENTIRE LIFE SUCKING, AND SUBSEQUENTLY REVERTED TO SOME DISGUSTING FORM OF INDIE-ROCK IN THE BLIND HOPE OF SELLING A BUCK OR TWO. STOP PLAYING MUSIC AND GO FILE A RESUME AT YOUR LOCAL GROCERY STORE YOU DUMBFUCKS.

OR BETTER YET, WANT SOME INSTANT PUBLICITY? GO ADOPT KURT COBAIN'S ERRATIC BEHAVIOURS AND PULL A SHOTGUN GIMMICK. I'M SURE THE PRESS WILL FUCKING HAVE A FIELD DAY WITH REPORTING THE SATANIC ATTRIBUTES OF ROCK AND ROLL, YOU DULL MONKEYS. OR IF GRUNGE ROCK ISN'T FOR YOU (BECAUSE GOD FORBID WHAT YOUR SHIT FUCKING INFLUENCES ARE), PERHAPS YOU CAN ADOPT THE GIMMICKS OF MAYHEM AND KILL YOUR EX MEMBERS AND COOK THEIR BRAIN BEFORE GOING ON A RAMPAGE OF BURNING CHURCHIES!

JESUS MUST BE PROUD OF YOU