1. Yanni Depp2. Phil Cosby (Before There Was Atlanta, There Was Douglasville)
3. Vin Affleck (Goodnight My Lady and a Forever Farewell)
4. Kenny Gibler (Play the Piano Like a Disease)
5. Sargeant Savage (Die Interviewer
6. Donnie Cash (The Company, the Comfort, the Grave)
7. [Multimedia Track] [Multimedia Track]
BRIEF REVIEW:
SO AFTER MORE THAN A YEAR OF SPAMMING THE LIVING SHIT OUT OF DEATHCORE IS SEXY UNTIL THE POINT OF FURY AND SINGING TO DEAF YEARS, I'VE FINALLY MANAGED TO EARN A LINK ON THEIR POPULAR WEBSITE - AND ALL IT TOOK WAS MANY COUNTLESS REPEATED ACTS OF DICK SUCKING AS WELL AS RIM JOBBING FOR THE FEW TOP EXECUTIVES! SUDDENLY I FEEL AS IF THE WORTHINESS OF MY LIFE HAS BEEN VALIDATED TO A NEW PINNACLE EXTENT (HOWEVER MUCH THAT IS ACTUALLY SAYING)! NOW WHO SAYS PRACTICE DOESN'T MAKE PERFECT AND/OR RESISTANCE IS FUTILE, YOU FUCKING NAIVE FAGGOTS?
BEFORE I ACCEPT THIS AWARD, I'D LIKE TO THANK MY MOTHER AND FATHER FOR FOSTERING ME FROM THE ORPHANAGE THEY'VE BEEN PAID TO REMOVE ME FROM, BEFORE DISCIPLINING THE NEXT TWENTY-FIVE YEARS OF MY MISERABLE LIFE BY VIOLENTING POUNDING MY UNDER-WEIGHT CRANIUM WITH A RUSTY HAMMER! HOW ELSE DO YOU MOTHERFUCKERS EXPECTED ME TO END LIKE THE NORMAL SOCIALLY-FUNCTIONAL HUMAN BEING I OBVIOUSLY MORPHED INTO?
TAKE THAT YOU FUCKING HATERS. FOR YEARS OF RIDICULING THE LIVING CRAP OUT OF MY WEBSITE, GUESS WHO IS FINALLY TRAVELLING THE VICTORY PATH? THAT'S RIGHT, ROLL OUT THE RED CARPET BITCH. ANYWAYS, LET THIS BE A LIFE LESSON TO YOU: NO MATTER HOW FUCKING HIDEOUSLY FAT, TALENTLESS AND SEXUALLY DEPRIVED ONE MAY BE, YOU CAN STILL BE A SUCCESSFUL WINNER IN LIFE ON THE WORLD WIDE WEB! HURRAY FOR BLOGSPOT AS WELL AS ONLINE DATING INTERFACES THAT CONSISTENTLY RESTRAINS ME FROM BEING COMPELLED TO TEST MY PHYSICAL BUOYANCY IN AN ENORMOUS TANK FULL OF PROPANE!
FUCK OFF
BEFORE I ACCEPT THIS AWARD, I'D LIKE TO THANK MY MOTHER AND FATHER FOR FOSTERING ME FROM THE ORPHANAGE THEY'VE BEEN PAID TO REMOVE ME FROM, BEFORE DISCIPLINING THE NEXT TWENTY-FIVE YEARS OF MY MISERABLE LIFE BY VIOLENTING POUNDING MY UNDER-WEIGHT CRANIUM WITH A RUSTY HAMMER! HOW ELSE DO YOU MOTHERFUCKERS EXPECTED ME TO END LIKE THE NORMAL SOCIALLY-FUNCTIONAL HUMAN BEING I OBVIOUSLY MORPHED INTO?
TAKE THAT YOU FUCKING HATERS. FOR YEARS OF RIDICULING THE LIVING CRAP OUT OF MY WEBSITE, GUESS WHO IS FINALLY TRAVELLING THE VICTORY PATH? THAT'S RIGHT, ROLL OUT THE RED CARPET BITCH. ANYWAYS, LET THIS BE A LIFE LESSON TO YOU: NO MATTER HOW FUCKING HIDEOUSLY FAT, TALENTLESS AND SEXUALLY DEPRIVED ONE MAY BE, YOU CAN STILL BE A SUCCESSFUL WINNER IN LIFE ON THE WORLD WIDE WEB! HURRAY FOR BLOGSPOT AS WELL AS ONLINE DATING INTERFACES THAT CONSISTENTLY RESTRAINS ME FROM BEING COMPELLED TO TEST MY PHYSICAL BUOYANCY IN AN ENORMOUS TANK FULL OF PROPANE!
FUCK OFF
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