2. Sic Semper Tyrannis
3. 11
4. Trepanning For Oil
5. 13
6. Hell Of The Upsidedown Sinners
7. The End Of It
8. Collapse Of The War Engine
9. 33
10. Broke Dick Dog
11. The Giving Tree
I LOVE POLITICALLY-AVID BANDS THAT ARE LEFTIST-SOCIALISTS AND CRIES ABOUT POST-MATERIALIST ISSUES THAT SHOULDN'T CONCERN THEM TO BEGIN WITH, SUCH AS THE PEOPLE DYING IN IRAQ. HEY PENIS HEADS, PERHAPS IF YOU STOPPED CRYING ABOUT RANDOM DECEASED FAGGOTS AND ACTUALLY MAKE SOMETHING OUT OF YOUR OWN LIVES, YOUR LIFE WOULD BE WORTH A LITTLE MORE THAN THOSE SENT HOME IN A CASKET (AT LEAST IT ENABLES THEIR FAMILIES TO RECEIVE A LIFETIME OF SOCIAL SUPPORT AND BENEFITS). BUT SERIOUSLY, WHAT ABOUT YOU? WHAT JOB DO YOU GUYS DO ANYWAYS? WHY DON'T YOU FILE OUT AN APPLICATION TO YOUR LOCAL WALMART AND EXPERIENCE WHAT ITS REALLY LIKE TO BE EXPLOITED CORPORALLY AS OPPOSED TO LIVING UNSTABLY AND TOURING THE COUNTRY EVERY OTHER WEEK, SHOUTING PARABLES OF BULLSHIT TO SIXTEEN YEAR OLD SCENE KIDS WITH NO POLITICAL BACKGROUNDS ANYWAYS, YOU FUCKING CONSPIRACY NUTS WITH NINE CATS AND AN (UNFORTUNATE) INTERNET ACCESS?
SO, WHAT WAS THAT IDEA OF YOURS ABOUT 9/11? OH HANG ON, YOUR CALL HAS BEEN FORWARDED TO THESE SHORT MESSAGES...
LUCKILY, I HAD A CHANCE TO HAVE A FEW WORDS WITH THIS INFAMOUS "KEITH" THE DAYTIME POLITICAL ACTIVIST AND NIGHT-TIME VOCALIST/TRANSVESTITE. I ASKED HIM ABOUT HIS POSITION ON VARIOUS SOCIALLY-CONTENTIOUS MATTERS... THIS IS NOT FICTITIOUS OR MADE UP GUYS, I'M ABSOLUTELY SERIOUS THIS IS HIM, DESPITE OF YOUR POSSIBLE DISBELIEF...
WEBMASTER (9:12:03 PM): SO, A QUESTION FOR YOU, KEITH IN ARCHITECT... ARE YOU A FAGGOT?UMM... SO YEAH... BACK TO OUR LESS EMBARRASSING SUBJECT... BUT REGARDLESS, WITHOUT FURTHER ADO... KEEP TEARING DOWN THE ESTABLISHMENT AND DREAM OF A REVOLUTION SOMEDAY, MARTIN LUTHER KING JR. THE II! I HAVE FAITH IN YOUR BULLSHIT IDEOLOGIES! OH, AND BY THE WAY, AVRIL LAVIGNE CALLED TOO... SHE SAID SHE WAS IMPRESSED WITH YOUR TEENAGE ANGST AND ASKED IF YOU'D LIKE TO JOIN HER COALITION TO REBEL AGAINST AUTHORITIES? SHE PROMISES IT WILL BE FUN AND BEDTIME-FREE!
KEITH (9:14:04 PM): No I'm not, but I play one on a very notorious message board.
WEBMASTER (9:14:39 PM): IS IT THE NOTORIOUS FORUM ON EXTREMEANALPROBE.COM??
KEITH (9:14:53 PM): Maybe!
WEBMASTER (9:15:50 PM): DOES THE SECRET HOMOEROTIC SIDE OF YOUR HIDDEN PERSONALITY MANIFEST FROM THESE ONLINE ACTIVITIES?
KEITH (9:17:26 PM): Yes. Especially if I am able to get my full clown suit and make up on.
WEBMASTER (9:18:54 PM): SO YOU WERE THE CLOWN THAT WAS CALLED TO MY FOUR YEAR OLD BIRTHDAY PARTY AND SUBSEQUENTLY SCARRED ME FOR THE REST OF MY TRAUMATIZED LIFE?
KEITH (9:20:30 PM): Well I had to come back and see how my son was growing up. Your mom said if I dressed like a clown again it would remind her of when we ran a train on her at the circus and you were conceived.
WEBMASTER (9:21:58 PM): SO THE SECRET OF MY LIFE HAVE OFFICIALLY BEEN REVEALED.
KEITH (9:22:49 PM): My little man is growing up so fast!
WHATEVER YOU KIDDIES DO, JUST REMEMBER...
YOU ARE NOT GOING TO MAKE IT
(SERIOUSLY THOUGH, THIS ALBUM IS AMAZING AND YOU MUST BE A FAGGOT OF A SHEER MAGNITUDE TO NOT LIKE THESE GUYS)
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best review ever
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