XLIFERUINERX - NO SAINTS

1. Anthem To A New Generation
2. I Don't Need To Be Straight Edge To Be Better Than You
3. Saints And Sinners
4. Alphabet Never Really Made Sense To Me, The
5. Jump Off, The
6. You Call Me Son, I Call You Dead
7. Youve Successfully Turned Blood Into Water
8. You Have A Body Like An Hour Glass, And A Face That Could Stop Time
9. If Being Fake Was An Olympic Sport...
10. End Of Great Things To Come, The

Brief Review:

NOW YOU SEE LITTLE PREMATURE BOYS AND GIRLS, I CAN EASILY SPEAK OUT OF MY SCREECHING ANUS AND JUST TALK AS MUCH SHIT ABOUT ANOTHER ALBUM AS USUAL, BUT THEN AGAIN I'M SURE JONNY OC CAN JUST SIMPLY ROLL OVER MY SCRAWNY PHYSICAL SELF AND PANCAKE ME TO THE CONCRETE. SO KEEP TALKING SHIT MOTHERFUCKERS, THIS BAND WILL EASILY BEAT THE CLITORIS OUT OF YOUR HEPETITIS-RICH VAGINAS AND THAT WILL SURE AS HELL KEEP YOU ABSTAINED FROM ANY UNDESIRABLE FILTHY INTERACTIONS WITH YOUR LOCAL HIGH SCHOOL PROSTITUTES (WHICH PLEASE SEND THEM THIS WAY INSTEAD). BUT IN FACT I LOVE JONNY, HE'S LIKE MY BIG FLUFFY CUDDLE BEAR. OH SHIT, CAN'T TALK ANY LONGER. HERE COMES ANOTHER CHUGGA CHUGGA BREAKDOWN! GO MOSH ALREADY YOU PHYSICALLY INEPT QUADRIPLEGICS, MAKE YOUR SKANKWHORE MOTHERS PROUD FROM THE CORNER OF THE GHETTO BLOCKS WHERE THEY WORK!