Friday, October 23, 2015
FOUNDATION - TURNCOAT
1. The New Faith
2. A Warm Place In Hell
3. Failure Breeds Failure
4. Devotion 3
5. Silence Above, Quiet Below
(GET IT? STRAIGHT EDGE! ROFLMFAO ME FUNNY)
FOUNDATION ANNOUNCING LAST SHITTY EP BEFORE AN OFFICIAL (TEMPORARY) "BREAK UP" THAT'S ACTUALLY A HUGE MARKETING GIMMICK AND PUBLICITY STUNT! BECAUSE WHEN THEY GET BACK TOGETHER FOUR YEARS LATER THE THEN-OLDER KIDS WILL BE HYPING OVER THIS NONSENSE ALL OVER AGAIN! TIME FOR REGULAR DAY JOBS AFTER YOUR FINAL TOUR YOU STUPID FUCKING MORONS! IMAGINE THE TONS OF UNDERAGED WHITE SUBURBAN IDIOTS IN BADGE-SHIRTS OF OBSCURE HARDCORE BANDS WHO WILL COME OUT TO THEIR 'LAST CHANCE TO SEE THE BAND' WHILE CLAIMING EDGE UNDER THE AGE OF 21! HAVE FUN BEING ON FBI'S WATCH RADAR EVEN THOUGH YOU'RE YOUNG AND SUBURBAN AND WITHOUT A SINGLE EXPERIENCE OF ANY CRIMINAL ELEMENT IN YOUR SPOILED AND BUBBLED LIVES! IMAGINE THEIR IDIOT ATLANTA CREW CLIMBING UP ON STAGE AND PUNCHING YOU IN YOUR FUCKING UGLY FUCKING FACE WHILE YOU STAND THERE DUMBFOUNDEDLY PRETENDING TO 'ENJOY IT' BECAUSE YOU ASSURE YOURSELF IT'S CONSIDERED 'NORMAL' AT HARDCORE SHOWS! I'D BE ANGRY SUPPORTING A BAND WITH TEN YEARS OF FAILED CAREER AND NOT A SINGLE CENT OF NET REVENUE AS WELL! POOR FUCKING BRIDGE NINE, TIME TO SWAP MORE LIMITED PRINT MERCH OVER THE FUCKING NET! HOW DOES IT FEEL, FOUNDATION, KNOWING YOUR FANS ARE MORE OF THE ENTREPRENEURIAL GRASS-ROOT BUSINESS TYPE THAN YOU ARE? GO CREATE A GOFUNDME ACCOUNT YOU FUCKING SUCCESSFUL PEOPLE AND CAREERFLIP!
IT'S A MOTHERFUCKING SHAME BECAUSE I THOUGHT "DEVOTION" WAS AN UNBEARABLE TWELVE PART SERIES. IMAGINE IF THEY REDUNDANTLY MADE IT THAT FAR I WOULD AT LEAST HAVE TWELVE DIFFERENT CHANCES TO RIP MY LOCAL VENUE A NEW ASSHOLE EVERY TIME AND EXPONENTIALLY INCREASE THE CHANCES I'D BE CHILLIN' LIKE A VILLAIN IN THE BACK OF A POLICE CRUISER BY THE END OF THE NIGHT JUST SO I CAN DROP THE SOAP THE MORNING AFTER AT MY LOCAL INSTITUTION WHERE METHED OUT TRANSVESTITES ARE MY ONLY MINIMAL CHANCE OF GETTING LAID... I'M A STRAIGHT UP NIGGER. PRAISE ALLAH AND CHEERS!
I HOPE YOUR VAN BREAKS DOWN IN CHICAGO, DETROIT AND GARY INDIANA YOU BASTARD FUCKS.
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