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VOTE WEBMASTER FOR PRESIDENT 2012 (SO THAT FILTHY HALF-BREEF NEGROID HAS NO CHANCE OF RUNNING THE SECOND TERM ONLY TO RISK HIMSELF FROM BEING TORCHED ON A BURNING KKKROSS)!





THE TRANSCENDENCE TO A PINK LAYOUT IS THE FINAL MANIFESTATION OF MY EXTREME HOMOSEXUALITY I'VE WORKED SO HARD TO REPRESS ENTIRELY THROUGHOUT MY MISERABLY CONFUSED LIFE! I CAN'T HIDE THIS MY BLATANT HORMONES ANY LONGER! PLEASE FUCK ME WITH YOUR AIDS STICK YOU HOLY FUCKING FAGGOTS?

DISCLAIMER: IN ORDER TO FIT IN WITH EVERY OTHER HALF-ASSED LAW-ABIDING PUSSY-ASS ALBUM BLOGS OUT ON THE NET, I WILL HAVE TO REMIND ALL YOU PARANOID SCHIZOPHRENICS THAT I DO NOT HOST ANYTHING ON THIS WEBSITE BUT MERELY REDIRECT YOU TO LINKS OF RIPPED ALBUMS THAT SOMEHOW MIRACULOUSLY PRE-EXISTED ON THE INTERNET DUE TO STRANGE FORCES OF NATURE. PIRATE THESE ALBUMS AT YOUR OWN CONSEQUENTIAL RISKS YOU FUCKING COWARDLY METALHEAD FAGGOTS.

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Tuesday, April 24, 2012

HARM'S WAY - ISOLATION

1. Scrambled
2. Timing
3. Isolation
4. Breeding Grounds
5. Becoming
6. New Beginnings
7. Slither
8. Pretender

BRIEF REVIEW:

I AM A HUGE FAGGOT PLEASE RAPE MY FACE UNTIL IT'S MOIST WITH YOUR MOST AIDS-POTENT CUM JUICE.

I DO APOLOGIZE TO THE MASS AUDIENCE FOR MY LACK OF UPDATES RECENTLY. LATELY I'VE JUST BEEN GETTING SO FUCKED OFF OF LSD AND STARING AT THIS GIGANTIC PIECE OF SHIT ALBUM COVER AND GETTING POST TRAUMATIC STRESS DISORDER OFF THIS HORRIFYING SHIT. WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT HORRENDOUS PIECE OF ATROCITY? IT LOOKS LIKE SOME FAGGOT SHOVED MY HANDS SO FAR DOWN MY THROAT THAT IT CAME OUT OF MY ASSHOLE WHILE HOLDING A RODENT REMOVED FROM MY STOMACH. SO THAT'S WHAT'S BEEN CAUSING MY TUMMY ACHE FOR THE PAST EIGHT YEARS. I NEVER KNEW EATING AT A WEST CARIBBEAN  NIGGER RESTAURANT CAN BE THAT DETRIMENTAL TO MY HEALTH YOU STUPID FUCKING RETARDS. THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU LET PRE-EVOLVED SAVAGES RUN BUSINESS IN A DEVELOPED WESTERN NATION YOU LIBERAL FUCKTARDS. BUT I'D RATHER HAVE THAT THAN TO HAVE YOUR WHOLE ENTIRE TOURING VAN HIJACKED FROM YOU WITH ALL YOUR MUSICAL EQUIPMENT IN YOUR OWN FUCKING CITY YOU DUMBASS MORONS HAHAHAHAHA. ARE YOU FUCKERS THAT GODDAMN STUPID? LOOKS LIKE YOUR MUSIC'S SO BAD EVEN YOUR LOCAL FANS GOT TIRED OF YOU AND BECAME DESPERATE ENOUGH TO PULL AN EXTREMITY LIKE THAT. I BET THE CULPRIT PROBABLY DID THE WORLD A FAVOUR AND DROVE THE VEHICLE OFF A GODDAMN CLIFF AFTERWARDS. BUT HOW THE FUCK DID THAT EVEN HAPPEN  YOU STUPID ASSFACES? DID YOU GUYS PLAY A SHOW WITH THE KEYS IN YOUR EMPTY'S VAN'S IGNITION? IT'S A WONDER WHY IT GOT STOLEN THAT WAY BECAUSE NOBODY EVER STAYS WHEN YOU GUYS PLAY ON STAGE YOU STUPID FAGGOTS. AND SEEING THAT YOU GUYS ALWAYS ATTACH "CHICAGO" AFTER YOUR BAND'S NAME BECAUSE PRESUMABLY YOU GUYS ARE SO FUCKING PROUD OF WHERE YOU GEOGRAPHICALLY REPRESENT, YOU MIGHT AS WELL CHANGE YOUR NAME NOW TO HARM'S WAY CHICAGO (WHERE WE GOT OUR STUPID VAN STOLEN BY OUR LOCAL FANS BECAUSE WE WERE TOO BUSY BEING MILITANT STRAIGHT EDGE AND ENTOMBEDCORE TO RATIONALIZE WITH REALITY).


I CAN JUST IMAGINE THIS HULKY LOOKING LEAD SINGER OF THIS BAND EXPAND INTO THE INCREDIBLE HULK AND HAVE HIS WHOLE ENTIRE TATTOOED CHEST TURN INTO WEAPONRY GEARS OF MASS DESTRUCTION AND START PROPELLING TORPEDO'S AT THE REST OF THE CITY'S URBAN LANDSCAPE LIKE SOME CHEESY EIGHTIES' JAPANESE GODZILLA FILM GONE TERRIBLY WRONG (BECAUSE IT WAS DONE BY DUMBASS AMERICANS).

SERIOUSLY, CAN SOME ONE EXPLAIN TO ME WHAT THE FUCK THIS NEW TRENDY SCENE GENRE OF "ENTOMBEDCORE" IS? OH MY GOD WHAT A FUCKING HEADACHE. IF I WANTED TO HEAR SOME REALLY SHITTY EARLY NINETIES DEATH METAL I'D PLAY SOME MORBID ANGELS, GROW MY FAGGOT HAIR OUT AND STRANGLE MYSELF TO DEATH WITH IT YOU STUPID POSERS. WHY IN THE WORLD WOULD A MILITANT STRAIGHT EDGE BAND PLAY THIS SORT OF MUSIC TO A HARDCORE CROWD ANYWAYS? BECAUSE AS HARDCORE GETS MORE VIOLENT AND MORE KIDS ARE GETTING KILLED AT SHOWS, BANDS ARE NOW ECLECTICALLY PLAYING MORE CRUSTY FUNERAL DOOM MUSIC IN ORDER TO TRIBUTE THEIR FRIENDS' BURIALS. "MOSH FOR THE DEAD!" LIKE EVERYTHING IN THE HARDCORE SCENE THAT MAKES A GREAT LOAD OF SENSE CONSIDERING THAT'S WHAT WAS KILLING PEOPLE IN THE FIRST PLACE YOU BRAIN DEAD DOLTS. I CAN JUST IMAGINE A BUNCH OF ASSHOLE LOOKING BRIDGE NINE DOUCHE BAGS IN THEIR INDIE-LOOKING SHIRTS OF OBSCURE EIGHTIES YOUTH CREW SHIRTS MOSHING IN A CEMETERY AND STAGE-DIVING OFF TOMBSTONES AND LANDING INTO OTHER DEAD'S CASKETS. WHAT A BUNCH OF FUCKING IDIOT-LOOKING RETARDS. BUT I GUESS THAT'S THE ONLY WAY YOU CAN BE "ENTOMBEDCORE", RIGHT? PROMOTERS MIGHT AS WELL START BOOKING SHOWS IN CEMETERIES AND HAVE THE DECEASED SPIRITS CURSE YOU FOR THE REST OF YOUR SHORT LIFE FOR MOSHING ON THEIR SACRED GROUND AFTERWARDS. ENTOMBEDCORE: MUSIC SO FUCKING BAD, EVEN THE DEAD CANNOT SLEEP.

FUCK THESE ASSHOLES

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