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VOTE WEBMASTER FOR PRESIDENT 2012 (SO THAT FILTHY HALF-BREEF NEGROID HAS NO CHANCE OF RUNNING THE SECOND TERM ONLY TO RISK HIMSELF FROM BEING TORCHED ON A BURNING KKKROSS)!







THE TRANSCENDANCE TO A PINK LAYOUT IS THE FINAL MANIFESTATION OF MY EXTREME HOMOSEXUALITY I'VE WORKED SO HARD TO REPRESS ENTIRELY THROUGHOUT MY MISERABLY CONFUSED LIFE! I CAN'T HIDE THIS MY BLATANT HORMONES ANY LONGER! PLEASE FUCK ME WITH YOUR AIDS STICK YOU HOLY FUCKING FAGGOTS?

DISCLAIMER: IN ORDER TO FIT IN WITH EVERY OTHER HALF-ASSED LAW-ABIDING PUSSY-ASS ALBUM BLOGS OUT ON THE NET, I WILL HAVE TO REMIND ALL YOU PARANOID SCHIZOPHRENICS THAT I DO NOT HOST ANYTHING ON THIS WEBSITE BUT MERELY REDIRECT YOU TO LINKS OF RIPPED ALBUMS THAT SOMEHOW MIRACULOUSLY PRE-EXISTED ON THE INTERNET DUE TO STRANGE FORCES OF NATURE. PIRATE THESE ALBUMS AT YOUR OWN CONSEQUENTIAL RISKS YOU FUCKING COWARDLY METALHEAD FAGGOTS.

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Saturday, April 3, 2010

STRUCTURES - ALL OF THE ABOVE EP

01 DEPARTURE
02 TRANSITIONS
03 ENCOUNTER
04 IN THE PURSUIT OF...
05 STILL WATERS

BRIEF REVIEW:

I LOVE IT WHEN PUNY WITTLE PREPUBSCENT TEENAGE BOYS MAKE TECHNICALLY PROGRESSIVE HARDCORE MUSIC. THE FACT THAT THAT THEY'RE UNDERAGED, ILLEGAL, AND PRE-DEVELOPED MAKES THEM SO FUCKING CUTE AND EROTIC. WANNA COME TO FAGGOT UNCLE WEBMASTER FOR SOME QUALITY JERKY-JERKY TIMES? FEEL FREE TO ENJOY MY SERVICE ANYTIME, AT NO COST WHATSOEVER EXCEPT FOR YOUR INNOCENCE, LITTLE BOYS! I'LL COMPENSATE YOU GUYS WITH $50 EACH TO NOT SNITCH ME OUT TO THE FBI AFTER I PASS ALL MY SEXUALLY INFESTED DISEASES ONTO YOUR REAR ORIFICES! DON'T CRY YOU LITTLE WORTHLESS BABIES, HERE'S A FUCKING LOLLIPOP FOR YOUR ORAL SUCTION (THAT ISN'T REALLY A LOLLIPOP BUT OH WELL)!

I DON'T FUCKING UNDERSTAND HOW KIDS THIS YOUNG NOWADAYS ARE CAPABLE OF PLAYING SUCH TECHNICALLY WELL-COMPOSED MUSIC. MUST HAVE BEEN THOSE EXPENSIVE PERSONAL WEEKLY INSTRUMENT LESSONS THEY HAVE IN THEIR FOUR MILLION DOLLAR MANSIONS EVER SINCE THEY'VE BEEN SEVEN. AWW, LITTLE MUNCHKINS PERFORMING SO WELL ON GUITARS AND DRUMS! COME HERE AND GIVE UNCLE PEDO A LITTLE KISSY WISSY ON THE UNCIRCUMCIZED FORESKIN!

LAST TIME I WAS TAKING PICTURES FOR SOME FAGGOT CHILD PORNOGRAPHY SITE LIKE 12CHAN.ORG, I NOTICED MYSELF BEING FOLLOWED BY A BLACK VAN WITH TINTED WINDOWS THAT MAGICALLY ALARMED ITS SIRENS EVERY TIME IT THROUGH RAN A RED LIGHT WITH ME. I DON'T UNDERSTAND WHAT THE WANT FROM ME EXACTLY ... MY SUSPENDED LICENSE, OR THE THREE NATIONALLY-PROFILED MISSING CHILDREN TIED-UP AND LOCKED IN MY BACK TRUNK? CAN'T A MAN FUCKING DRIVE IN PEACE AND MASTURBATE WITHOUT HAVING TO WORRY ABOUT COPS FOLLOWING HIM TO THE MORGUE? SCARY NEW WORLD ORDER THESE DAYS I TELL YA, A MAN CAN'T HAVE HIS PRIVACY WITHOUT HAVING TO WORRY ABOUT THE CIA BUSTING HIS ASS FOR FORNICATING LITTLE KIDS AND SETTING THE PRESIDENT ON FIRE ON AN INVERTED CROSS, WHILE MAKING HIM TAKE ADVANTAGE OF THE NEWLY PASSED HEALTH REFORM PLAN?


HAHAHAHAHAHA.

PLEASE TAKE NOTES AND REMEMBER THIS: CHILD MOLESTATION IS NO LAUGHING MATTER ... UNLESS YOU PERPETRATE IT IN THE DISGUISE OF A CLOWN.