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VOTE WEBMASTER FOR PRESIDENT 2012 (SO THAT FILTHY HALF-BREEF NEGROID HAS NO CHANCE OF RUNNING THE SECOND TERM ONLY TO RISK HIMSELF FROM BEING TORCHED ON A BURNING KKKROSS)!







THE TRANSCENDANCE TO A PINK LAYOUT IS THE FINAL MANIFESTATION OF MY EXTREME HOMOSEXUALITY I'VE WORKED SO HARD TO REPRESS ENTIRELY THROUGHOUT MY MISERABLY CONFUSED LIFE! I CAN'T HIDE THIS MY BLATANT HORMONES ANY LONGER! PLEASE FUCK ME WITH YOUR AIDS STICK YOU HOLY FUCKING FAGGOTS?

DISCLAIMER: IN ORDER TO FIT IN WITH EVERY OTHER HALF-ASSED LAW-ABIDING PUSSY-ASS ALBUM BLOGS OUT ON THE NET, I WILL HAVE TO REMIND ALL YOU PARANOID SCHIZOPHRENICS THAT I DO NOT HOST ANYTHING ON THIS WEBSITE BUT MERELY REDIRECT YOU TO LINKS OF RIPPED ALBUMS THAT SOMEHOW MIRACULOUSLY PRE-EXISTED ON THE INTERNET DUE TO STRANGE FORCES OF NATURE. PIRATE THESE ALBUMS AT YOUR OWN CONSEQUENTIAL RISKS YOU FUCKING COWARDLY METALHEAD FAGGOTS.

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Thursday, December 18, 2008

BEHEADED - PERPETUAL MOCKERY


1.Transcendental Iniquity
2.Perpetual Mockery
3.Inborn Lust
4.Subconscious Deliverance
5.Void of Empathy
6.Ethereal Passages
7.Vae Victus (Prayer for the Vanquished)
8.Omnipotent Carnage
9.Souldead
10.Suffer in Silence


BRIEF REVIEW:

ALL HAIL THE SATANIC DEATH METAL GODS YOU FUCKING DEGENERATE SPECIES OF FAGGOT METALHEADS! HOW DO YOU FAGGOTS LIVE THE WAY YOU DO WITH THIS TYPE OF PRETENTIOUSNESS FOR GOD'S SAKES? DO YOU IDIOTS BEAR A THESAURUS WITH YOURSELVES ALL DAY AND BOOKMARK PAGES WITH CONTENT THAT MAY MAKE ADEQUATE TITLES FOR YOUR PATHETIC DEGENERATE ALBUMS? SINCE THE GENERAL MASS OF POPULATION MOST LIKELY HAVE NO IDEA HOW TO DEPICT OR UNDERSTAND THESE SONG TITLES, ALLOW ME TO HAPPILY INTRODUCE THE OFFICIAL DEAD ON THE DANCE FLOOR'S DEATH METAL TITLE-INTERPRETATION FOR METALHEAD FAGGOTS! STARTING WITH THE SONG TITLE, AND FOLLOWED BY A DEFINITION OF EACH!

1. TRANSCENDAL INIQUITY:

OXFORD DICTIONARY HAS DEFINED "TRANSCENDAL" AS NON-NATURAL; ABNORMAL FORMS THAT EXIST OUTSIDE OF NATURE. SINCE THIS "OUTSIDE OF NATURE" CONTEXT IS APPLIED TO THE WORD INIQUITY, IT INFERS TO DIRTY BEHAVIOUR GOING AGAINST NATURAL WAY. THEREFORE THIS SONG MUST BE ABOUT ANAL SEX. AS MUCH AS I LOVE TAKING IT UP THE REAR AFTER BENDING OVER IN A SHAPE OF AN ARCH, WE MUST ACKNOWLEDGE SUCH BEHAVIOUR IS NOT A NATURAL REPRODUCTIVE FORMULA DESIGNATED BY NATURE AND INSTEAD, WE'RE ALL A BUNCH OF ANOMALIES SHOVING OUR COCKS INTO THE WRONG SIDE OF THE FENCE. HENCE THE WORD QUEER... STRANGE FAGGOTS LIKE YOU AND I!

2. PERPETUAL MOCKERY:

THIS SONG IS UNDOUBTFULLY ABOUT BEING PICKED ON THROUGHOUT YOUR WHOLE ENTIRE LIFE. THE REASON WHY "PERPETUAL" (n. ETERNALLY) IS USED HERE, IS BECAUSE INSTEAD OF ONLY BEING MOCKED IN HIGH SCHOOL, THESE SOCIALLY-INEPT MONSTERS ARE SUCH FUCKING FAT LOSERS THAT THEY'VE BEEN TEASED, BULLIED, RAPED, MOLESTED, AND PICKED ON THROUGHOUT THE ENTIRE DURATION OF THEIR ABSOLUTELY WORTHLESS LIVES. HOLY SHIT, WHETHER THIS IS EXTREMELY SAD OR FUNNY - OR BOTH - IS STILL SUBJECT TO DEBATE BUT IT'S STILL FUNNY AS HELL TO LEARN THAT THEY'RE LOSERS AND HOMOSEXUALS. FUN ORGY TIME DURING BAND PRACTICES! (OTHERWISE IT'S A WONDER HOW A FUCKING SHIT BAND LIKE THIS CAN LAST FOR SO LONG.)

3. INBORN LUST:

A LUST FOR ANYTHING THAT'S INITIALLY PRESENT AT BIRTH, IS OBVIOUSLY A LUST FOR YOUR MOTHER'S DIRTY FUCKING VAGINAL HERPE-CAVE. THEREFORE THIS SONG IS ABOUT INCEST - THE REPRESSED DESIRES FOR THEIR MOTHERS THAT THEY DIDN'T OVERCOME. HAHA, SPEAKING OF OVERCOME, I BET THEY OVERCUM EVERYWHERE OFF THE DISGUSTING THOUGHTS OF THEIR DIABETICALLY OBESE MOTHERS WHILE FAPPING THAT PIECE OF FORESKIN ON A NIGHTLY BASIS WHILE TRYING TO SLEEP TO THEIR FAVOURITE DOOM METAL RECORDS IN THE UNSUCCESSFUL BATTLE OF INSOMNIA. HAHAHA, FAGGOTS.

HEY, LOOK ON THE BRIGHT SIDE, LEAST THIS THEORY HAS BEEN COINED BY SIGMUND FREUD AS THE ODIEPUS COMPLEX! TOO BAD YOU BED-WETTING FAGGOTS CAN NEVER BATTLE THIS SYMPTOM BECAUSE YOU'RE ALL SO SHELTERED AT HOME THAT THE ONLY FEMININE CONTACT YOU'LL EVER RECEIVE IS YOUR MOTHER, AUNT AND ETC., WHICH LEADS US TO IMPRESSIVE EVIDENCES OF POSSIBLE MOLESTATION EXPERIENCES IN THE PAST, WHICH LEADS US TO THE NEXT TRACK TITLE...

4. SUBCONSCIOUS DELIVERANCE:

AFTER BEING MOLESTED FOR SO LONG THROUGHOUT THEIR MISERABLE PASTS, THEY TRY THEIR BEST TO REPRESS THE MEMORIES FROM THE SURFACE LAYER OF THOUGHTS. HOWEVER, IT'S OBVIOUS AND CLEAR THAT ANYTHING THAT'S FORCEFULLY SUPPRESSED IN THE BRAIN FOR SO LONG MAKES A COMEBACK AT THE MOST INCONVENIENT AND UNEXPECTED TIMES. THAT'S WHERE THIS "SUBCONSCIOUS DELIVERANCE" KICKS IN ONCE AGAIN. ALL THEIR PAINFUL PAST EXPERIENCES MAKES THEIR BRUTAL COMEBACKS, CAUSING PHYSICAL FORMS OF BUTTACHES AND PENILE PAIN! HAHAHA, WHAT ARE YOU DOING DISPLAYING SYMPATHY YOU PUSSY? JUST POINT AND LAUGH AT THESE LIFELESS FAGGOTS!

5. VOID OF EMPATHY:

HAHAHA, HOW EASILY CAN YOU BRING SOMETHING UPON YOURSELF? SOMETHING AS BLATANTLY SAD AS "VOID OF EMPATHY" IS SELF-EXPLANATORY FOR THEIR LIFE OF AGONY. THIS SONG MUST BE ABOUT THEIR AUDIENCE MEMBERS (AND FANS, IF ANY). THIS TITLE CAN BE TRANSLATED INTO "NOBODY GIVES A FUCK ABOUT ME", WHICH SHOULD BE MORE DIRECT. STOP USING BIG WORDS TO OBSCURELY SHADOW YOUR TRUE SORROWS YOU FUCKING LONERS!

6. ETHEREAL PASSAGE:

SINCE I HAVE ABSOLUTELY NO FUCKING CLUE WHAT ETHEREAL MEANS, I AUTOMATICALLY ASSUME THEY'VE MADE A TYPE-O AND ACTUALLY MEANT TO SAY "URETHRAL PASSAGE". THIS LEADS US QUESTION, WHY IS THEIR PENILE GLANDS SO SIGNIFICANT TO WRITE AND SING ABOUT? IS THERE SOMETHING WRONG WITH THEIR PENIS TUBES? THEREFORE THIS SONG MUST BE ABOUT PENILE INFECTIONS. I CAN JUST IMAGINE THESE DORKS HOLDING IN THEIR ERECTIONS ON STAGE WHILE SINGING ABOUT HOW MUCH IT ITCHES WHEN TAKING A PISS. GO SEE A GYNOCOLOGIST YOU ASSHOLES, YOU KNOW, ONE THAT WON'T MOLEST YOU LIKE YOUR MOTHER AND AUNT!

TOO BORED TO DO THE REST, FUCK OFF. PERHAPS I'LL JUST ROUND IT OFF WITH THE FINAL TOUCH... SUFFER IN SILENCE. THAT'S RIGHT BITCH, AFTER ALL THIS WAILING AND TEARJERKING AND CRYING, STILL NOBODY GIVES A FUCKING RAT'S ASS. JUST STOP CRYING AND DIG YOURSELVES A FUCKING FUNERAL ALREADY YOU SAD CUNTS.